Our Strains

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SATIVAS

Russian Hippie

Terpenes: Herbal, Peppery, Pine

Don’t Let This Intense Name Fool You: Russian Hippie will leave you relaxed and mellow. This sativa dominant strain mixes Colombian, Mexican, Thai, and Afghani varieties, bringing together a complex blend of flavors and effects. Russian Hippie may deliver a steady and long lasting buzz that will keep you mentally alert and engaged in creative or social activities. While its scent is sour and earthy, its sweet, floral notes can only be fully realized in the taste.

FEELINGS ARE: Happy, Euphoric, Uplifted, Relaxed, Creative

HELPS WITH: Stress, Anxiety, Pain, Depression, Insomnia

Amnesia Haze

ENERGIZING Terpenes: Herbal, Peppery, Citrus

With earthy flavors of lemons and citrus, Amnesia Haze is a perfect strain to start your day with a smile. The uplifting, energetic buzz is one you won’t soon forget. Its genetics have been traced back to the South Asian and Jamaican landrace strains.

FEELINGS ARE: Happy, Euphoric, Uplifted, Energetic, Creative

HELPS WITH: Stress, Depression, Anxiety, Pain, Fatigue

Jack Herer

ENERGIZING Terpenes: Fruity, Peppery, Herbal

Jack Herer is a famous cannabis strain that was named in honour of the legendary cannabis campaigner and polemicist who authored the break-through pro-cannabis book “The Emperor Wears No Clothes”. It is a multi-award winning strain.

Green House Seeds’ Jack Herer is a 60% indica strain that was bred by crossing Haze with Red Skunk. It has powerful cerebral and physical effects. It grows very productively indoors producing yields of up to 800 gr/m2 in just eight weeks flowering. Potential yields are maximised by using either SoG or SCRoG. Outdoors it is suitable for a range of climate types as it fairly quick flowering time means that harvest time will be at the end of September in northern Europe, before the onset of inclement weather. In this environment it is possible to crop up to 1200 gr/plant, a great reward of quality buds for your efforts.

As you might expect from such a famous strain it produces high levels of THC having been measured at 20.94% with CBD of 0.12% and CBN of 0.04%. The high is very complex in nature and very long-lasting too. It has both cerebral and physical attributes and it has been found to be of therapeutic use for the stimulation of appetites and for pain relief.

FEELINGS ARE: Happy, Uplifted, Euphoric, Energetic, Creative

HELPS WITH: Stress, Depression, Anxiety, Pain, Fatigue

Super Lemon Haze

ENERGIZING Terpenes: Fruity, Peppery, Minty

Super Lemon Haze traces its genetic lineage from two specific strains; Lemon Skunk and Super Silver Haze, which trace their descent from Skunk #1 and a three-way cross of Skunk #1, Haze, and Northern Lights #5. Although the Super Lemon Haze strain predominantly features Sativa genetics, their flowers come in all shapes and sizes, with a bright-green hue and a dense amount of trichomes. The pistils on this strain are a bright orange color when the plant is fully matured.

As cannabis is traditionally a photoperiod plant, Super Lemon Haze’s growth period can last between 10 and 12 weeks. The yield is fairly high, with a range from anywhere between 600 and 800 grams per square meter per plant. According to Green House, this strain is best suited for growing in equatorial, tropical, subtropical, and temperate climates, as its more extended flowering period would present some difficulties in a colder environment.

Also, Green House developed an auto-flower version by hybridizing the plant’s genetics with a ruderalis, which grows irrespective of the photoperiod.

FEELINGS ARE: Happy, Uplifted, Energetic, Euphoric, Creative

HELPS WITH: Stress, Depression, Anxiety, Pain, Fatigue

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INDICAS

Afgooey

CALMING Terpenes: Pine, Citrus, Skunk

Afgooey, also known as Afgoo, is a potent Indica strain that is believed to descend from an Afghani indica and Maui Haze. It has some uplifting and creative qualities, but this strain also delivers relaxing and sleepy effects alongside its earthy pine flavor.

FEELINGS ARE: Euphoric, Relaxed, Happy, Sleepy, Uplifted

HELPS WITH: Stress, Pain, Insomnia, Anxiety, Depression

Critical + 2.0

CALMING

Critical + 2.0 is the improved version of one of the most famous cannabis icons ever to be created and, as such, she’s brought about a major revolution for all the fans of Critical +. At Dinafem Seeds, we knew where we wanted this strain to take us right from the start and so we crossed the Critical + with a moisture-resistant phenotype. The result of such process is a feminised cannabis seed with clear Indica dominance that enhances the original traits and offers a better aroma, yield, and resistance to moisture and plagues. No doubt her extraordinary features are deeply rooted in this version. She’s got it all! And, on top of that, her origins are the best guarantee of success.

Critical + 2.0 delivers a powerful, relaxing and long-lasting sensation that is more physical than cerebral. A slightly soothing and restful effect gets into your body and takes you to a highly relaxed state. Don’t worry about her high THC content because it won’t knock you out. This is where her Indica-dominance (70 %) becomes particularly evident, helping you to cope with stressful moments or to disconnect deeply from the world.

FEELINGS ARE: Relaxed, Happy, Creative, Uplifted, Euphoric

HELPS WITH: Stress, Depression, Pain, Anxiety, Fatigue

Barney's Skunk Farm

LEANS TOWARDS ENERGIZING SIDE Terpenes: Fruity, Pine, Herbal

Barney's Skunk Farm is a hardy mould and disease resistant plant that responds well to all growing conditions. It was given its name by the Barney’s crew because of its powerful trippy high. This plant is very easy to grow, and can give you a high yield of award winning and powerful buds.

Barney's Skunk Farm gives a euphoric, psychedelic and powerful stoned effect, giving an immense cerebral high. Barney's Skunk Farm has a musky smell with the intense flavour of earthy chestnut.

FEELINGS ARE: Euphoric, Happy, Uplifted, Relaxed, Creative

HELPS WITH: Stress, Depression, Anxiety, Pain, Insomnia

Vanilla Kush

CALMING Terpenes: Fruity, Peppery, Pine

This Indica strain comes from Barney’s Farm in Amsterdam and clinched 2nd place overall at the 2009 High Times Cannabis Cup for the coffee shop and seed company. Bred from Afghan and Kashmir strains, this Kush beauty is a gift to the senses with her notes of vanilla, lavender, and a hint of citrus.

FEELINGS ARE: Relaxed, Happy, Sleepy, Euphoric, Uplifted

HELPS WITH: Stress, Insomnia, Anxiety, Pain, Depression

White Rhino

CALMING Terpenes: Peppery, Herbal, Citrus

White Rhino is a hybrid of White Widow and an unknown North American Indica Strain resulting in a bushy and stout plant. This strain is said to descend from cultivars sourced from Afghanistan, Brazil, and India. White Rhino’s high THC content makes it a popular choice among consumers looking for heavy-handed relaxation and symptom relief.

FEELINGS ARE: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric, Sleepy, Uplifted

HELPS WITH: Stress, Pain, Anxiety, Insomnia, Depression

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HYBRIDS

Alaskan Thunder Flower

ENERGIZING Terpenes: Herbal, Peppery, Pine

Alaskan Thunder Flower (also referred to as ATF, Alaska Thunder F**k, Matanuska Thunder F**k, or Matanuska Tundra) is a legendary sativa-dominant strain originating in the Matanuska Valley area of Alaska. According to the legend, it was originally a Northern California sativa crossed with a Russian ruderalis, but sometime in the late 70’s it was crossed with afghani genetics to make it heartier. ATF usually presents large, beautifully frosted buds with incredibly strong odors of pine, lemon, menthol, and skunk. Known for processing a relaxing yet intensely euphoric high, it is also described as having a “creeper” effect as well as pronounced appetite enhancement.

FEELINGS ARE: Happy, Euphoric, Uplifted, Energetic, Creative

HELPS WITH: Stress, Anxiety, Depression, Pain, Fatigue

Gorilla Zkittlez

LEANS TOWARDS CALMING SIDE Terpenes: Peppery, Hoppy, Citrus

Unleash the gigantic power of West Coast genetics with an amazing fusion of GG 4 and Zkittlez. Introducing Barney’s Farm brand new GORILLA ZKITTLEZ™. An exquisite trichome celebration awaits the patient following 60 days in bloom. You won’t forget the first time you experience her fertile fruits. Leaning toward the Indica side of the cannabis spectrum, this emerging favourite is a powerful and thought provoking beauty, whose trichome-laden glistening pistils will delight all comers.

Why not let her medical grade 24% THC seduce you into a warm realm of rest and relaxation that you will never want to leave. Flowering times of 8-9 weeks can be expected indoors, with outdoor grows finishing in early October. Expect up to 2.5 kg from a well cared for outdoor grow and a final height of up to 1.7m.

FEELINGS ARE: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric, Uplifted, Sleepy

HELPS WITH: Stress, Depression, Anxiety, Pain, Insomnia

THC Bomb

CALMING Terpenes: Peppery, Herbal, Hoppy

THC Bomb; our original signature strain, has created rave reviews around the world. This unique mixture of giant, rock-hard buds with explosive THC levels make it one for commercial growers and connoisseurs alike.

Like Big Bomb, the harvest will be massive coupled with the power and strength of white strains. THC Bomb has very high levels of THC, well over 20% when grown under optimum conditions. The plant grows with extreme vigour and strength while staying relatively short and finishing very fast for such a large yielder.

FEELINGS ARE: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric, Uplifted, Creative

HELPS WITH: Stress, Anxiety, Pain, Depression, Insomnia

Trainwreck

ENERGIZING Terpenes: fruity, herbal, peppery

Trainwreck hits hard and fast like a head-on train. This Green House Seed Co. version is a reversed clone of the original Arcata Trainwreck from California. It is 60% indica, 40% sativa.

Trainwreck is another cannabis strain that can become quite tall and lanky with vine-like growth. Whether it is cultivated indoors or outdoors it will benefit immensely from support for its branches. Indoors SCRoG is recommended by Green House; this will not only provide support for the buds to mitigate against branches snapping under their weight but will also allow more even light penetration and increase bud development and consequently yields. In a nine week flowering period growers can harvest around 700 gr/m2. Outdoors each plant can produce up to 800 gr/plant by early October in northern latitudes.

Trainwreck produces high levels of THC at 21.74% with 0.77% CBD and 0.1% CBN. Its effect is very stimulating and creative at first but this quite quickly evolves into a heavy, powerful stone that is intense and long-lasting. This cannabis strain is effective therapeutically for pain relief.

FEELINGS ARE: euphoric, happy, uplifted, relaxed, creative

HELPS WITH: stress, anxiety, pain, depression, insomnia